I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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