Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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