Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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