i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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