wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
