I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
