Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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