so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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