so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Your penis caused this!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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