We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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