I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Fuck appropriateness.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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