awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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