idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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