ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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