two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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