Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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