Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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