Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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