Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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