he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
