help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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