Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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