My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Randomize