Dual....:-)
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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