Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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