So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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