they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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