Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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