we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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