Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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