used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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