Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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