He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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