talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I think people are normalizing furries
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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