Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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