Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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