so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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