Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
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Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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