oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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