i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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