My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
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having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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