69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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