It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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