Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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