I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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