Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize