can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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