took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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