no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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