if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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