We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend