Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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