But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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