Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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