I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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