dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I skipped work to stalk him.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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