thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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