i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
no you cant smoke seaweed
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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